Midnight Madness

Garbage, Scum, Low Life, Bottom feeders, Scavengers, Ingrates, No integrity having fucking love mongers.

This town sure as fuck ain't big enough for the both of us. Come back and challenge me when you grow up.

Once upon a time there was a little boy. This little boy was young and naive and idealistic. He set out to meet a beautiful girl who would treat him right and make him a happy person. Little did the little boy know that there's no such fucking thing. He met a traitorous bitch who made him unhappy and miserable and he didn't understand why even though he tried and tried and did everything he could to make her happy she still didn't seem to be satisfied with him. He fell in love as most do with abuse and took that shit for three long fucking years. Then after those three long years they decided things werent working out SO then the boy hated women for the rest of his long miserable life and then died and rotted in hell. While the girl wondered the rest of her life why she couldnt find anyone that would do anything to make her happy. One day she wakes up and realizes.... it's cause she killed the only boy who ever could!

By 50/50 I meant 100/0 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE. YUP, Haha wtf ever!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xqY8xyKTpU

Don't ask.... just watch. Glorious.

Poor old granddad
I laughed at all his words
I thought he was a bitter man
He spoke of womens ways
Theyll trap you, then they use you
Before you even know
For love is blind and youre far too kind
Dont ever let it show
They come on strong and it aint too long
Before they make you feel a man
But love is blind and you soon will find
Youre just a boy again
When you want her lips, you get a cheek
Makes you wonder where you are
If you want some more and shes fast asleep
Then shes twinkling with the stars.
Poor young grandson, theres nothing I can say
Youll have to learn, just like me
And thats the hardest way
Ooh la la

Hate and war. The only thing I am today.

Crappy camera phone pictures but I finally got around to puttin black wheels on dis bitch. I <3 them.

I woke up three hours early today to hill callin me to let me know that the mall was closed and she couldnt get her phone fixed and tellin me it was 10:30 and really it was 9:30 so I laid in my bed for two hours and couldnt get back to sleep to save my FUCKING LIFE. SO then I watched some porn which ruled, showered and went to work. Then when I was at work the fuckin MILF I had ethics with came in with her little kid, we had a nice conversation and maaaaaan would I bang the shit outta her. I mean fuck. Srsly. Ended up staying an hour late at work because everything is fucked up. Studied math with Drew which was FUCKING TERRIBLE and I'm gonna fail and fuck up my life. Went to Scott's, chugged beers, went to b-dubs, went back to scott's chugged more beers. Met up with Hill at Cwistina's to crash movie night; which was not even half as fun/funny as I wanted it to be. Chugged more beers. Now here I am. Gotta wake up at 9:00 to study tomorrow so fucking hooray for that. But morale of the story. Omfg MILF so hot.

Just pencil me in baby.

You wanna war mother fucker.......

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b03_1223107817 hahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vtHwWReGU0&feature=related listen to them. Don't. Darfur? Fuckin t-shirt company.

Tomorrows a brand new day
So take from right now all you need,
Tomorrows a brand new start,
It's a shame that I'm happy with today

Cause baby I'm free to do what I want any old time!!!!!

SOME MOTHER FUCKER KEYED MY MOTHER FUCKING CAR!!!

Time to reinvent. No more. No more.

I will bury you.

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/08/12
If you like Obama, def the best speech he's ever done.

It's not a game.
Why can't you realize that?